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12 февраля 2009

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Frederick Scott "XZealot" <[email protected]> wrote in message > How do you, the players, react when you know you are going ousted? Thinking about it, I usually go through 7 stages: 1. Shock and Disbelief: I recount my pool over and over. I look at my cards in hand, counting them to see if I'm missing one...the one that will save me. 2. Denial: I say to myself, "(Joe, my predator, whoever) won't bleed me. He's got HIS predator to worry about and he's down to 18 pool for God's sake!" 3. Bargaining: I then try to bargain feverishishly for more time by offering to be my predator's bitch for the rest of the game or to give him bennies in future games or just anything. 4. Guilt: I kick myself OVER AND OVER for influencing out that last minion. Or forgetting to bounce the bleed. Or being a generally bad deckbuilder. Or whatever. This usually overlaps bargaining. 5. Anger: I lash out at my predator for being so obsessive about ousting me. Why does he need to oust me so SOON?!? If he'd just wait a turn or two, he'd surely set himself up for the sweep! SHeeesssSH! 6. Depression: I SUCK!!! GAWD, I JUST SUCK!!! I SUCK SO BAD I CAN'T SUCK FOR SUCKING SO SUCKISHLY BAD!!! 7: Acceptance and Hope: Oh, well. Think I've got another deck in my box here somewhere. I'll do better next game.

Комментарии [3]

Написал Ector - 16:26 12 февраля 2009

Надеюсь, все понимают, что это шутка. А у нас, к сожалению, многие так себя и вели

Написал IC-Oddish - 17:54 12 февраля 2009

очень многим не хватает пункта 7.

Написал aXeLl - 15:17 13 февраля 2009

Это не шутка, это болезнь

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