It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.

In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

Trillian: Marvin... you saved our lives!
Marvin: I know. Wretched, isn't it?