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| Ларош |
19 апреля 2005 23:26
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Спи меньше и паши больше. Потом будешь спать без снов.
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| Kiran |
19 апреля 2005 23:27
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Не помогает. И так мало сплю. Но на парах только глаза закроешь... 
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| IC-Oddish |
19 апреля 2005 23:48
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Kiran
больше активного физического труда
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| Oberon |
20 апреля 2005 06:14
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Да, армия придумала решение этой проблемуы очень давно  И никакого брома. Просто много дурной работы
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| Kiran |
20 апреля 2005 14:46
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А может лучше Пиво?
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| Deckard |
21 апреля 2005 09:02
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Ну и фотографии и тебя! 
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| Kiran |
21 апреля 2005 13:04
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Deckard
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| Лисица |
21 апреля 2005 16:43
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а мне нравится
вот когда-нибудь...
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| Deckard |
21 апреля 2005 21:20
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о моем вопросе и твоем ответе 
Two severely dressed men sat respectfully before the terminal and waited.
"The time is nearly upon us," said one, and Arthur was surprised to see a word suddenly materialize in thin air just by the man's neck. The word was Loonquawl, and it flashed a couple of times and the disappeared
again. Before Arthur was able to assimilate this the other man spoke and the word Phouchg appeared by his neck.
"Seventy-five thousand generations ago, our ancestors set this program in motion," the second man said, "and in all that time we will be the first to hear the computer speak."
"An awesome prospect, Phouchg," agreed the first man, and Arthur suddenly realized that he was watching a recording with subtitles.
"We are the ones who will hear," said Phouchg, "the answer to the great question of Life!.."
"The Universe!.." said Loonquawl.
"And Everything!.."
"Shhh," said Loonquawl with a slight gesture, "I think Deep Thought is preparing to speak!"
There was a moment's expectant pause whilst panels slowly came to life on the front of the console. Lights flashed on and off experimentally and settled down into a businesslike pattern. A soft low hum came from the
communication channel.
"Good morning," said Deep Thought at last.
"Er... Good morning, O Deep Thought," said Loonquawl nervously, "do you have... er, that is..."
"An answer for you?" interrupted Deep Thought majestically. "Yes. I have."
The two men shivered with expectancy. Their waiting had not been in vain.
"There really is one?" breathed Phouchg.
"There really is one," confirmed Deep Thought.
"To Everything? To the great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything?"
"Yes."
Both of the men had been trained for this moment, their lives had been a preparation for it, they had been selected at birth as those who would witness the answer, but even so they found themselves gasping and
squirming like excited children.
"And you're ready to give it to us?" urged Loonquawl.
"I am."
"Now?"
"Now," said Deep Thought.
They both licked their dry lips.
"Though I don't think," added Deep Thought, "that you're going to like it."
"Doesn't matter!" said Phouchg. "We must know it! Now!"
"Now?" inquired Deep Thought.
"Yes! Now..."
"Alright," said the computer and settled into silence again. The two
men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.
"You're really not going to like it," observed Deep Thought.
"Tell us!"
"Alright," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes!.."
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes!.."
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes!.."
"Is..."
"Yes!!!?.."
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
It was a long time before anyone spoke.
Out of the corner of his eye Phouchg could see the sea of tense expectant faces down in the square outside.
"We're going to get lynched aren't we?" he whispered.
"It was a tough assignment," said Deep Thought mildly.
"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."
"But it was the Great Question! The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything!" howled Loonquawl.
"Yes," said Deep Thought with the air of one who suffers fools gladly, "but what actually is it?"
A slow stupefied silence crept over the men as they stared at the computer and then at each other.
"Well, you know, it's just Everything... Everything..." offered Phouchg weakly.
"Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."
"Oh terrific," muttered Phouchg flinging aside his notebook and wiping away a tiny tear.
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| Kiran |
21 апреля 2005 21:43
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Deckard
| Цитата | | Two severely dressed men |
Я уже слышел эту историю, но тем не менее Пасиба за ЗдаровЫ ангЕльский текст | Цитата | | Ну и фотографии и тебя! |
Всё равно не понял | Цитата |
о моем вопросе и твоем ответе |
Так это к чему (извини я наверное тормоз)?
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| Kiran |
21 апреля 2005 22:34
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Лисица
А можно поподробнее? Когда-нибудь что?..
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| Deckard |
21 апреля 2005 22:36
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в смысле ты уже слышал эту историю? (она на ангельском так как по русски не нашел)
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| Лисица |
23 апреля 2005 12:23
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Kiran
не на форуме в принципе. я этого не скажу даже вживую, особенно тебе, потому что ты парень. мучься теперь догадками.
это неразглашаемая информация. 
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